Ouch!

1 deeply embedded splinter +

1 doctors visit +

3 pairs of tweezers +

1 very thin needle +

15 minutes of earnest digging +

2 feet of gauze +

1 prescription of anti-bacterial ointment +

2 lollipops +

1 teddy bear (courtesy of the pharmacist) +

0 tears =

1 VERY brave boy!!!

Baby Conversation #5

T: I don't want to sit next to you Mommy, I might get on your stomach and squish the baby.

M: Oh honey, you won't squish the baby. It's really well protected in there.

T: Oh?

M: Yup, the baby is swimming in a pool of water that cushions him/her... kinda like baby bubble wrap.

T: Oh, it's swimming in a pool?

M: Yup.

T: Mommy, we need to buy the baby a pair of goggles so it can swim in it's pool.

M: Ummmm...ok.....

FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY

T: sitting with Daddy and cuddling with you Mommy right now

M: going to the candy store to buy Pez

D: tickle-saurus 

Two Reasons I Know I'm Pregnant

1. The only thing that I wanted to eat today were Mallowmars -- so I bought some.

2. I need a spandex belly band to hold up my pants that I can't button anymore -- so I bought one.

I wonder if I hadn't bought the Mallowmars would I have needed to buy the belly band?