Big and Small

Diving home tonight Tate was watching all the houses that went by and called them out according to size.
Giant
Giant
Super Giant
Super Giant
Super Giant
Giant
Super Giant
Giant
Giant
Super Giant
Small (we had pulled into our driveway)

Filling the seats

Sitting at the dinner table the following conversation occurred:

T: There are two empty chairs.
M: Huh?
T: At the table. Two empty chairs.
M: Oh yeah.
D: A chair for Corbu and a chair for Matisse?
T: No. Not for the cats. FOR TWO MORE BABIES!
M & D: NOOOOOoooooooooo.....

Young v. Cheap

I got carded at the liquor store today!!

Was it because I looked so young? Or was it because I was buying two really cheap bottles of wine?